Fantastically Dull

versegm:

Btw should tumblr fall down this is your daily reminder that you can go into settings -> export blog to download a backup of your blog somewhere

damnwyverngems:
“ Suzuki, Sunbreak Director:
This is my last regular update. I want to express my sincere gratitude for all of you that are playing MHRise: Sunbreak, as well as for following my updates. Thank you for your continued support of the...

damnwyverngems:

Suzuki, Sunbreak Director:

This is my last regular update. I want to express my sincere gratitude for all of you that are playing MHRise: Sunbreak, as well as for following my updates. Thank you for your continued support of the Monster Hunter series, until now and beyond!

bisexualbaker:

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lyridmeteorshower:

Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees

Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:

  • Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.
  • Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.
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  • Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It’s hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.
  • Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:
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  • Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.

Basic Features of the Site:

  • Reblogs drive the entire site. If you’d upvote something on Reddit, you’d reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you’re not required to.
  • The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top
  • You can send an ask to someone, and it’ll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don’t want.
  • Tags aren’t actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can’t use quotation marks (“) or commas in them without fucking it up
  • You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you’ll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff
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  • You can make polls in posts. Here’s one now.

holy shit it’s a poll

cool!

ooh clicky clicky button!! i wanna press it!! lemme press it!

you can add up to 10 options btw

See Results
  • Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.

Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don’t:

  • Very old posts (I’m talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There’s no such thing as a post being "too old” to reblog
  • Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.
  • If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.
  • You can screenshot someone’s tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called “peer review”
  • Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not “creepy” like it is seen as on other sites.
  • Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a “yes, and?” attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.
  • We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.
  • Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say “I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd” and nobody gives a shit.

General Etiquette:

  • Don’t try to do epic clapbacks here, you’ll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.
  • Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.
  • Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it
  • You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask “hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?” and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It’s generally polite to oblige, but “no” is still reasonable.
  • Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don’t get involved in it. Ever.
  • Don’t put fandom tags or jokes on someone’s posts about serious matters or personal shit
  • You’re responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don’t like, that’s probably on you. Don’t be afraid to unfollow.
  • Follower count doesn’t matter much here and you don’t have to make yours known if you don’t want to.
  • Reblog, don’t repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn’t “steal” engagement like Twitter retweets.
  • If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal
  • Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There’s a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.

Tips:

  • Get XKit Rewritten if you’re on desktop, it’s a really helpful extension
  • In the little drop-down menu next to the ‘Post now’ button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It’s good for spreading stuff out over time.
  • You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!
  • Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs
  • Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.

Have fun on [tumblr], everyone!

[Image one: The Preference switches from Settings. Image two: The “Share likes and/or following” switches from Settings. Image three: An example of Filtered Tags. End ID.]

Another note on Tumblr Live: You have to manually flip the switch to “on” every single week before Tumblr will register you flipping it back to “off”. I’m certain this is annoying for everyone. There’s at least one blog you can follow with weekly reminders for you to turn it off, but it’s set for Tuesday, so you need to coordinate for that. (The good news there is that you can flip the switch again mid-week if you need to, and the timer will reset!)

Oh! One more very important thing!

Okay, under Settings again, scroll down to the bottom of the Settings options to where it says “Blogs”. Select your account. This will take you to the place where you can edit your userpic, basic info, etc.

There’s a toggle right under your username that says, “Enable custom theme”.

Turn on this toggle.

That’s it! That’s all you have to do! You don’t have to do anything else with your theme from there if you don’t want to.

The important thing is that this will enable your blog to do the thing where it can be [username] dot tumblr dot com, instead of doing the thing where it’s tumblr dot com slash [username], a thing which is much more annoying to navigate, I promise you. Your life will be better if you do this.

@death-by-ladybug added:

#the enable custom theme setting is NOT available on mobile #even if you’re mobile only it is VERY VERY worth it to use desktop once to turn it on

I will note that I’m pretty sure you can do this by going through your mobile device’s browser rather than the app, but I haven’t tried it, so can’t guarantee.

wildragon:
“Goomy
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wildragon:

Goomy

wildragon:
“In the middle of the ocean
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wildragon:

In the middle of the ocean

exoskellet:

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shoulder shield shoulder shield !

lyridmeteorshower:

saltyflump:

lyridmeteorshower:

Tumblr Migration 2: Reddit Boogaloo

We all know about the Twitter immigrants, but there seems to be radio silence on what’s happening now with Reddit users from certain subreddits doing a similar thing.

What’s happening?

Reddit is restricting their API later this month and killing off third-party apps. An AMA (Ask Me Anything) with the CEO Steve Hoffman was held and it was clear that he would continue with the changes.

In protest, thousands of subreddits across the site are planning to go dark for 48 hours on June 12th. Some are planning to continue indefinitely until the changes are reversed.

Okay, so how does this affect Tumblr?

Some subreddits (mainly queer and left-leaning meme ones, don’t worry too much about Reddit Atheists™ overrunning us) are encouraging their users to jump ship to our beloved - and beloathed - hellsite. There will be another influx of new users and many will be unfamiliar with how the site works.

What do us Tumblr users do?

Show them how to use the site; introduce them to the site’s culture, tell them to reblog shit and curate their dashboard. Sorta like how we welcomed Twitter users back when they flocked here. Kungpowpenising optional.

I’m new from Reddit, what do I do here?

CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AND BANNER TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DEFAULT BECAUSE THIS SITE IS FILLED WITH BOTS AND YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR ONE. This is the FIRST thing you should do after getting a blog.

Other folks can help you with stuff like curating your dashboard or creating sideblogs (or you can look shit up) but please, PLEASE just give yourself an icon and reblog some stuff so people don’t mistake you for a bot

This is one of the first posts I’ve seen after trying to look at Tumblr again, so I’ve decided to head their advice and reblog this. I don’t even know what a reblog is but I’ll find out in time. It’s a learning process

a reblog is what you just did! it’s similar to a retweet on twitter and it’s the main way things spread on tumblr

geckked:

apricorned:

important reminder: his eepy

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silly side account where I pretend Pokémon are real and paint over cute pics of my dogs. for my mental health ♡

honeycrud:

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you know what, f you *ritos your pokemon*

peregyr:

some adventures

damnwyverngems:
“- 【MHRサンブレイク】スパイオ×大蠍槍ネウランツェ(ランス) -
By N極
** Permission was granted by the artist to share this image.
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damnwyverngems:

- 【MHRサンブレイク】スパイオ×大蠍槍ネウランツェ(ランス) -

By N極

** Permission was granted by the artist to share this image.      

demifiendrsa:
“Capcom 40th anniversary commemorative illustration by Kazuya Nuri
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demifiendrsa:

Capcom 40th anniversary commemorative illustration by Kazuya Nuri